(I'm back! Time for a utterly random IC post!)
-Somewhere else Far, far, away-
"What do you want?" said the figure high above.
"Where is Cadia?" said Damien as he looked up at the figure who was gazing down on him.
"What?" said the man high on the top of the wall.
"I said, I'm looking for Cadia," repeated Damien.
"Huh? No thanks, you see, we already got one of those," said the man on the wall.
"I beg your pardon?" said Matthias in shock.
"Heh. I told him we already got one!" said the man at the top of the wall to two other men crouched down beside him, out of sight.
"Look, I dunno what your talking about, We're looking for a woman named Tamrissa..." said Matthias irritably from far below them.
"Look! A swallow!" said the man who was now speaking in a rather outrageous French accent. He promptly dropped a coconut down off the wall. It landed on Damien's head and split open.
"That hurt you know!" cried Damien pitifully as he dabbed the milk off of his face with a handkerchief that he had pulled out from... somewhere.
"I don't want to talk to you no more! You wiper of other peoples bottoms! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!" cried the Frenchman angrily. "Now go away! Or I shall taunt you a second time!"
"What's he on about?" grumbled Matthias irritably as he glared up at the annoying man.
"Excuse us," said a voice from beside him. The duo turned and saw a group of men dressed up in armor. The one in the lead spoke to him. "Have you seen a grail around here? You see, we're looking for one..."
"Nope, sorry. You wouldn't happen to know of a woman called Tamrissa would you?" replied the gunslinger as he put up his umbrella to deflect the various farm animals that were now raining down on him from above.
"No, sorry," replied the man sympathetically.
"Excuse me, but...why is it raining farm animals?" said another one of the knights as he looked up.
"I'm not sure. This guy here is quite insane. Going on about how he's already got one," said Damien with a small shrug.
"Oh? Really?" said the lead knight as he glanced upwards
nervously. Several chickens fluttered down to the ground around him as he did so.
"Quite," agreed Matthias.
"He's already got a what?" asked one of the other knights.
"I'm not sure," said Damien. "Look, sorry to bother you. I really must be going now. I think I've somehow wandered into France again."
"Really? Why?" said the lead knight.
"Well, that man up there, sounds French," said Damien with another quick glance.
"But this is England. What's he doing here?" asked one of the
knights.
"I'm not quite sure," said Damien honestly. "He's quite rude
though, I don't suppose it's any of my business anyway. I'm Japanese after all."
"Oh, quite right," agreed the knights cheerfully.
"Well, I'm off then. Good luck with your grail," said Matthias tiredly as he wandered away.
"Yes, and good luck with your...Cadia," said the lead knight.
"What a nice fellow," commented one of the other knights.
"Oh yes, quite nice indeed," agreed another one of them.
A dark shadow formed overhead, and the knights looked up, only to see a huge bovine descending upon them.
"Jesus Christ!"-Further away-
"This is your fault we're lost, you know?" was all Mathias said as they walked away from the castle.
"Sorry." offered the gunslinger sadly.
"Why did you ask for Cadia anyway?" requested the confused swordsman. "That's light-years away from whatever Tamrissa could be."
"Don't know. It felt like the thing to ask for for some reason. Probably just fate, chaos, or beings of unimaginable power working though me (Geee, I wonder who? :P)... We'll never know."
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